Olsen Twins (AKA I know way too much about Full House)

What ever happened to the Olsen Twins? I mean really! They were the hype! They were awesome in Full House, where they became stars, and then they had like 5 awesome movies and then once they turned 16 - nothing. I know MaryKate became anorexic or something, but just because she's skinny does that mean she disappeared completely (I know she does when she turns sideways, but seriously!). They should do like a Full House remake or something... Something along the lines of "All Grown Up," the Rugrats remake where they're all older. That'd be awesome! And in the Full House remake they actually have both twins appear instead of just one at a time! Ha! And Bob Saget should be the same Bob Saget that is portrayed in Entourage... the crazy, cracked-out sex addict. John Stamos would still be the same badass John Stamos... Uncle Joey (come on, anyone seriously know/care about his real name?) is probably 60 by now, but he'd be the same funny, cross-eyed dude. Jodi Sweetin became some alcoholic, and they could feature that in the new version. Candace Cameron went from fat teen-aged DJ to the hot blond wife of Russian NHL player Valeri Bure. He could make some great cameos. They don't really need to include the weird neighbor, Kimmy. No one cares about her. She was pretty useless and annoying. I think that pretty much covers it. Anyway, all I'm really trying to say is I want to know what the heck happened to the Olsen Twins?