New Yorkers....

I saw a girl on the way to school yesterday (and by that I mean I saw a girl while I was on the way to school, not I saw a girl who was on the way to school) and I was appalled. I could not understand how she fit into her jeans. This was a stereotypical American, McDonald's-munching fat chick - so fat that using the word "obese" to describe her would be a kindness - and she was wearing skin-tight jeans... at least they would have been skin-tight if they weren't engulfed inside her thigh fat. Her hamstrings were so tightly in the jeans that they wouldn't even jiggle! It was disgusting! It was also disgraceful because one of the only perks of being fat is that you DO jiggle. It's like orange jello.... it may be nasty and taste like Triaminic, but at least it jiggles, so it can't be that bad!

I just felt I had to share that... It's a typical New York experience. More to come later when I'm less tired.... and it'll hopefully be about a more interesting topic.